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Fri Nov 12, 2004 9:38 pm Post subject:
Relocation Assistance For "Disenfranchised" Citizens |
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RELOCATION ASSISTANCE FOR "DISENFRANCHISED" CITIZENS
1. Are you absolutely outraged that George
W. Bush was re-elected President of the
United States?
2. Have you decided that you just can't
stand living in a country that would
elect such an obvious idiot?
3. Is the thought of four more years
of "W" more than you can stand?
DON'T WORRY! WE CAN HELP!
http://www.helpthemleave.com
Don't wait! Send an email today to reservations@helpthemleave.com
to reserve space on one of our charter flights leaving daily. We
recommend the following countries, carefully matched to your political
leanings:
Anarchists: Antartica
Communists: Cuba, North Korea or Vietnam
Leftists: France, Germany, Italy or Spain
Socialists: Canada, Denmark, England,
Finland, Norway, or Sweden
ABOUT HELP.THEM.LEAVE.COM
Help.Them.Leave.com is a 501(c)3 organization dedicated to helping
people who can't stand living in the United States with George W. Bush
as the President. We understand your pain and we will help you
relocate to another country at absolutely no cost.
How We Can Help You
In return for your irrevocable renunciation of your United States
citizenship, and a sworn statement that you will never return, we will
provide free one-way transportation to one of our politically matched
recommended countries on one of the jets we have chartered to provide
this service.
Help.Them.Leave.com is privately funded and accepts no government
funding of any kind.
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Our fleet of chartered jets is ready to whisk you out of the country
on a moment's notice!
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