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Flasherly
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 6:09 am Post subject:
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First off, a small coiteire of invested principals does not run the
gamut of institutional advice. Second, where my motives lead are
conjecturally no different from such reasoning any investor present
wishes to ascribe; since I have etched some substantive means through
investing, it would an impingement upon these trials to deny what
tribulations I, nonetheless, shall proscribe as sound investment
advice. It will, henceforth, be within means you may or not attest,
though you shall, no less, grant me the determinate will to make a
better judgement as I see fit. And, lastly, [in general] any formal
outlay from instutional resources of academic origin have, in general,
been quashed since the Clinton years, when the internet acceeded from
purvey to academians and DOD, to incorporate sponsorship for broader
consumption an efficent market system exacts.
Elle wrote:
| Quote: | This is the wrong group for sophomoric pretense. Which is one element that
makes your writing really, really bad. Another element that condemns your
posts to the proverbial (iconic) circular filing cabinet is the dearth of
any substantive financial advice.
You write in the hope that people are impressed by style. Go to one of the
literary newsgroups, where you're also not up to the challenge but at least
will be among people who write far better.
Oxford people et al. don't hang on Usenet, in general, because they have
trust funds to support them. The rest of us are trying to make a living. |
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Elle
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 7:00 am Post subject:
Re: Newbee |
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This is a pretty good joke, anyway.
"Flasherly" <gjerrell@ij.net> wrote
| Quote: | First off, a small coiteire of invested principals does not run the
gamut of institutional advice. Second, where my motives lead are
conjecturally no different from such reasoning any investor present
wishes to ascribe; since I have etched some substantive means through
investing, it would an impingement upon these trials to deny what
tribulations I, nonetheless, shall proscribe as sound investment
advice. It will, henceforth, be within means you may or not attest,
though you shall, no less, grant me the determinate will to make a
better judgement as I see fit. And, lastly, [in general] any formal
outlay from instutional resources of academic origin have, in general,
been quashed since the Clinton years, when the internet acceeded from
purvey to academians and DOD, to incorporate sponsorship for broader
consumption an efficent market system exacts.
Elle wrote:
This is the wrong group for sophomoric pretense. Which is one element
that
makes your writing really, really bad. Another element that condemns
your
posts to the proverbial (iconic) circular filing cabinet is the dearth
of
any substantive financial advice.
You write in the hope that people are impressed by style. Go to one of
the
literary newsgroups, where you're also not up to the challenge but at
least
will be among people who write far better.
Oxford people et al. don't hang on Usenet, in general, because they have
trust funds to support them. The rest of us are trying to make a living.
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Flasherly
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Sat Sep 24, 2005 8:01 am Post subject:
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Humor is good, thank you. One of the best practical jokes I did hear
when I audited various writers and journalists was to get laid. [Hey!,
hey! - They aren't paying my salary, either. <winks>]
Elle wrote:
> This is a pretty good joke, anyway.
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Ronald V. Overton
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Tue Sep 27, 2005 12:01 am Post subject:
Re: Newbee |
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dfetrow410@hotmail.com wrote:
| Quote: | I am trying to get information about investing in Mutual Funds. No idea
where to start. Any help would be great.
Dave
Dave, |
Go out and pick up a copy of Mutual Funds for Dummies. Don't take
offense, it's a very good book and well worth the money. Also, most of
the major fund families have on their websites, something like Investing
101. Examples are www.vanguard.com, www.troweprice.com, www.fidelity.com
best,
rono |
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